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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>&lt;pre&gt;<br /> dear diary, <br /> <br /> I'm in the corner of the forest.<br /> I'm on my way to the sidewalk. I'm <br /> on my way to catch a piece of yogurt <br /> a human dropped on the sidewalk. Oooo,<br /> now I see a cheesecake!!!!!! I have to <br /> get it! But I have to get the yogurt <br /> first! Oh this is heaven! I'm now <br /> gulping down all that sweet yogurt!<br /> Oh, now I'm on my way to the cheesecake.<br /> Running, running... YES! I got it! I<br /> got my cheesecake!!!!!!! I'm sooooooo<br /> happy! The cheesecake is mine, mine, <br /> I tell you MINE!!!!!!! Oh, boy this <br /> little human girl found me and now I'm <br /> being taken down to the chambers of guilt!&gt;_&lt;<br /> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> Hey, whats this? They are putting me in a <br /> bucket?! This is so not a way to treat a <br /> delicate, handsome, charming turtle!<br /> They will probably cook me up to make <br /> turtle soup! What they are giving me a tomato?<br /> They are giving me broccoli? They are <br /> giving me... Oooo a strawberry!!!!<br /> I think instead of giving me tomato and <br /> broccoli they should of gave me human food <br /> like pizza and cookies! Ok, so maybe the food<br /> might be poisonous but how do you know <br /> unless you try? Just because the internet says i <br /> EAT something does not mean I LIKE it. If I <br /> was stranded in the middle of the desert I would <br /> EAT it. But that does not mean I would LIKE it. <br /> See your in the desert, and thats the only food <br /> there so your might as well eat it. see what I mean?<br /> If a little baby eats asparagus its not because he <br /> likes it its because he is really hungry and <br /> there is no other food on his plate! See people <br /> are not that smart, they think if you give us <br /> something we will suddenly eat it. Well that is <br /> sooo not true. You know they say turtles are <br /> omnivorous but I have never harmed an animal in <br /> my life! I mean I've had other animals harm me. <br /> Like that time when that big feathery owl swooped <br /> from the air and tried to catch me, or that time <br /> when I was swimming in the pond peacefully and a <br /> huge snake full of scales popped out of nowhere, <br /> ooooo maybe that time when i was so close to dieing <br /> but the big hairy bear had a flea and was busy scratching <br /> his snout. But i never hurt any animal ever! Well there was <br /> a time when i killed a fly because he was bothering me <br /> so much but other than that I've harmed no other animal.<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;</div>

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